Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

offlan

Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When offlan, no VPN connection is available; hence, no internal resources are available. One may still have network access to the Internet or other resources, but when offlan, internal web sites or other servers are unavailable.

Antonym: onlan

Even though I had signal, I was offlan, so I could not get to the files you put on the server.

by TizzyD September 22, 2010

Offline Spammer

Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.

Back. YOU'RE SUCH AN OFFLINE SPAMMER!

by Shortforagirraffe November 2, 2010

OfflineTV

A group of YouTubers living in the same house making content for YouTube. Here is a list of the people in OfflineTV.

Lilypichu- Lily Ki
Disguised Toast- Jeremy Wang
Michael Reeves

Scarra- William Jimmy Yee
Pokimane- Imane Anys

Yvonnie- Yvonne Ng

Have you seen the OfflineTV video about slime.
Yeah, it was disgusting. The slime was chunky.

by EpicLLama April 27, 2021

offliners

people who watch streams when the streamer isn't live

hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners

by ichor_ March 11, 2021

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021