Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
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Get the Let's take this offline mug.A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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Antonym: onlan
Antonym: onlan
by TizzyD September 22, 2010
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Lilypichu- Lily Ki
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Pokimane- Imane Anys
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Lilypichu- Lily Ki
Disguised Toast- Jeremy Wang
Michael Reeves
Scarra- William Jimmy Yee
Pokimane- Imane Anys
Yvonnie- Yvonne Ng
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