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Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When offlan, no VPN connection is available; hence, no internal resources are available. One may still have network access to the Internet or other resources, but when offlan, internal web sites or other servers are unavailable.

Antonym: onlan
Even though I had signal, I was offlan, so I could not get to the files you put on the server.
offlan by TizzyD September 22, 2010
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You are offline 

You are offline by JDMac12 June 6, 2019
Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property
"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."
Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010

Wrapper offline 

A copy of the retired Go Animate website the former developers gave up on a few years ago. Its basically the same thing.... WITH MORE BUGS!
I use wrapper offline a lot, sadly it still has bugs, Alvin Hung might even use it one day!

offhanded comment 

A comment made without thinking.
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"

Offlawmoshkakkiss 

|off-la-mosh-kaa-kiss|

adjective:

Being unique within it's own specific category.

Something that is distinct from every other thing of that specific group.

Refers to something that is different than other things of the same type and not something different within a broad category. For example, you could not refer to a unique cat as being offlawmoshkakkiss when you are comparing it to animals as a whole, it'd have to be compared to that specific species of cats. The subject at which you are comparing the distinct item has to be specific.
That tree is offlawmoshkakkiss! Look how it has a bend like an "L" in the trunk. There is no other tree like that.
Offlawmoshkakkiss by Ri Shard March 9, 2009

Offline Bengee Vibes 

A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.
Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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