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Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When offlan, no VPN connection is available; hence, no internal resources are available. One may still have network access to the Internet or other resources, but when offlan, internal web sites or other servers are unavailable.

Antonym: onlan
Even though I had signal, I was offlan, so I could not get to the files you put on the server.
offlan by TizzyD September 22, 2010
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You are offline 

You are offline by JDMac12 June 6, 2019
Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property
"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."
Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010

Wrapper offline 

A copy of the retired Go Animate website the former developers gave up on a few years ago. Its basically the same thing.... WITH MORE BUGS!
I use wrapper offline a lot, sadly it still has bugs, Alvin Hung might even use it one day!

offhanded comment 

A comment made without thinking.
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"

Offlawmoshkakkiss 

|off-la-mosh-kaa-kiss|

adjective:

Being unique within it's own specific category.

Something that is distinct from every other thing of that specific group.

Refers to something that is different than other things of the same type and not something different within a broad category. For example, you could not refer to a unique cat as being offlawmoshkakkiss when you are comparing it to animals as a whole, it'd have to be compared to that specific species of cats. The subject at which you are comparing the distinct item has to be specific.
That tree is offlawmoshkakkiss! Look how it has a bend like an "L" in the trunk. There is no other tree like that.
Offlawmoshkakkiss by Ri Shard March 9, 2009

Offline Bengee Vibes 

A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.
Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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