OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

offlined

To be killed in a MMORPG while offline. Typically, the lowest form of cowardly attack or revenge.

Our team was online and ready. We went to their base, and destroyed everything using rockets and explosive ammo. They were all offline. We stole or destroyed absolutely everything, and offlined them real good!

by ViperGeek April 27, 2021

offline

Used in business to describe communication outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.

During a conference call: “This discussion doesn't pertain to everyone here, you and I can take it offline.”

by nickadfghjkl February 27, 2009

Offliner

A message sent on an IM client while the other person is offline.

I sent my boss an offliner, I hope he gets it on time.

by Vicrum January 8, 2008

offline

Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

I bought my new computer offline.
I met my boyfriend offline.

by Neil Roberts April 5, 2005

offline

What you are not right now.

Right now you are, obviously, not offline.

by Lol_idk June 6, 2009