Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.
Both the question is offline and the person!
Both the question is offline and the person!
(person1)
What time is it?
(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!
(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
What time is it?
(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!
(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
Our team was online and ready. We went to their base, and destroyed everything using rockets and explosive ammo. They were all offline. We stole or destroyed absolutely everything, and offlined them real good!
by ViperGeek April 27, 2021
Used in business to describe communication outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
During a conference call: “This discussion doesn't pertain to everyone here, you and I can take it offline.”
by nickadfghjkl February 27, 2009
by Vicrum January 08, 2008
by Neil Roberts April 05, 2005
What you are not right now.
by Lol_idk June 06, 2009