Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.

I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.

by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021

Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off

by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017

national suck off koen day

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019

Three days off

When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"

by ddavison January 21, 2008

Hitler's Day Off

"Hitler's Day Off" refers to the "imaginary" realm of existence in which Adolf Hitler frolics in the YouTube videos of #AlexisMason. "Hitler's Day Off" was created in September of 2022 to exercise basic Freedom(s) of Speech.

:Ever wonder what Adolf Hitler would have done on his day off?

:with the power of YouTube, you can search for "Hitler's Day Off."

*When your life is shit and you just want to have a "Hitler's Day Off."

by #AlexisMason September 07, 2022

Gus day off

Where the person name "Gusmanak#4533" gets a day off. This rare behavior is used when the person shows "do not disturb".

"today is Gus day off."
"That is pretty sad."

by pussy nigga balls December 21, 2021