The epitome of peak male performance. The god given athleticism, the unnatural mathematical ability, the fucking iconic, sexy, looks. He has it all. Odin’s mere existence creates a sense of reality that you will never be the best at anything, only second. His pure dominance in every single thing he does in unmatchable by any mortal, let alone scrawny math kid. Odin is swarmed with coochie and is extremely popular amongst all the milfs. Overall, Odin is a once in a lifetime type of special, and all precautions should be taken to understand you will never be able to match Odin’s swag.
Weeb: OMG who is that overwhelmingly attractive guy over there with the super cool bowl cut.
Wise Weeb: That’s Odin, he pretty much has it all. Don’t worry, everyone’s jealous.
Wise Weeb: That’s Odin, he pretty much has it all. Don’t worry, everyone’s jealous.
by Not-Odin November 6, 2018
Get the Odin mug.The basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.)
Example of Odinism at work:
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
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Get the Oddinary mug.He is sure to be a funny guy. Alot of girls like him! If you date an Odin then you are lucky, your gonna be really happy you said yes. Odin is a really cute guy too! More of the popular girls will ask you why you like him. Odin is very out going and silly. He is very smart. He is very caring etc. You are very lucky if you meet an Odin.
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