occulant

Fancy magic

No expense was spared it was the most occulant magic show in the history of humankind.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 10, 2020

occultists

People who study the occult. They engage in various intimate practices and beliefs collected from many points throughout history that stress individual assessment and interaction with the Divine/universe/existance/etc. The occult discourages blind acceptance and usually involves magickal practice. I have never heard of an occultist that shoves their beliefs down the throats of others.

Some well known occultists:

Aleister Crowley
Grant Morrison
Timothy Leary
Franz Bardon

by Jennifer93 July 11, 2006

occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

by MuffCPA November 7, 2011

Occulate

Or its suffix, Occulation, is when someone has prolonged direct eye contact with a person of attraction. Otherwise known as eye-fucking

See that hunnie over there, I just occulated the fuck out of her.

I just had some mad occulation with the teacher.

by HeroicBacon January 29, 2022

occular pat down

when you visually inspect to see if the person is good shit and/or a "good ol' boy"

Give em' the occular pat down

by jeriakaawesom March 26, 2010

occutard

Spoiled brats that blame hard-working, successful people for magically causing the failures of their own lives. Occutards have been coddled by their parents from birth and given everything they want without being expected to work for it. Now grown, they expect the government to arrive in place of their parents and provide everything their hearts desire for free. Furthermore, they believe that camping out in front of a random bank/government office will accomplish this goal. Can be heard regurgitating Marxist slogans, demonizing "the rich", whining about the inequities of life and condemning "evil corporations" for destroying their "fair chance". Occutard camps allow them to return to their natural state of not bathing, defecating/fornicating in public and participating in drum circles. Their ultimate goal is to create the occutard utopia in which the nanny-state plunders money from the productive members of society and "redistributes" it to them, removing any necessity to ever work.

"I tried to go to City Hall today but couldn't make it past the stench of the occutard camp! Haven't those people ever heard of a toilet?" -Productive Citizen

"When will these occutards go away? They're scaring away all my customers!" -Respectable Local Business Owner

by magneticmonopole October 26, 2011