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oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.
"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"
by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017
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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag
by DocEMT February 15, 2021
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oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual
“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates
by Z95.1 April 20, 2021
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Oblivious Omahan

People in Omaha nebraska area,

who have the eyesight of Mr Magoo and are as clueless as Schulz from Hogan's Heroes.
by Svetlana Svetikova fan January 12, 2026
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Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
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fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
by camellia April 29, 2013
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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???
by Kevin S. January 6, 2005
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