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Oakley

In the late 1990's Oakley became a city, it used to have lots of farm land and is now geting full of homes, schools, and gas stations. Oakley used to look so old... now its geting a update The people who live in oakley are nice, and helpfull.
Josh " dude where do you live"

Steph " Oakley dude, oakley"
by Oakley.Oakley August 19, 2008
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Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass
Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies
by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017
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Danny Oakley

Look! There is Danny Oakley, my real dad!
by goofh8r February 16, 2019
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The Oakley Review

A database/forum for Oakley enthusiasts and collectors. Simply put, a terribly unhealthy place to spend time. My advice is to be careful of how other users influence you, but be more careful of your wallet's girth.

Also known as "The O-Review" or just "O-Review"
Timothy used to be your average bachelor. Fresh out of college with a solid career in the making. One night while aimlessly browsing the internet, he came across The Oakley Review. He saw the expansize collections of sunglasses, and hordes of merchandise . He temporarily dismissed it all, thinking, "who the hell would spend that much money on a bunch sunglasses that no metrosexual would ever wear?" The answer was that he would. Within a year, Tim garnered a collection of over 200 pairs of shades, thirty posters (both vintage and recent), countless stickers and lanyards, five watches, and two display towers to lock them all within. He even invested in the company by purchasing a few shares.

Unfortunately, Tim never saw the light until it was too late; Tim continued to collect until he lost his apartment. To keep a roof under his head, he had to sell every piece of Oakley he owned. Over those two years, all he really achieved was Collector of the Month. He claims it to be his most prideful accomplishment to this day.
by http://experience May 28, 2007
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Oakley

The most beautiful girl you could ever meet, she doesn't realize it but she makes you laugh and makes your heart stop.
"That girl is so beautiful and doesn't know it"

"Oh my god, she is such an Oakley."
by KitKatKetta November 4, 2017
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Graham Oakley

Graham Oakley is a smart handsome and courageous who will not back down to anything or any one. He can overcome any obstacle and obtain and girl he so desires. His good looks and charms are all he needs when talking to ladies.
Graham Oakley says: "hey babe wanna fuck?"

"urmmm"

*BOOM* shes fucked
by theallfkinmighty December 13, 2012
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Oakley

One of the greatest Broadway actors of all time. Insanely talented, and highly fashionable.
I saw Oakley on 5th Ave and nearly peed my pants!
by shinyponyshoes October 28, 2009
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