Numpion

Someone who does something impressive, although the impressiveness of their action is matched equally or by greater levels of stupidity.

What a Numpion!

by Grom Webtroll April 1, 2017

numpiness

When you cut off the circulation to your male genitalia, so that you lose feeling in it. ( = numb penis)

I sat on the John too long, now I've got a bad case of numpiness.

by Handleswatermusic November 1, 2017

Nuxport

NuxPort; liNux supPort. Usually pertains to software but may pertain to hardware in the case where Linux is a desired kernel on said hardware.

I'm gonna do the Nuxport on our new game John Doe!

by Defcon5XCO50 February 8, 2019

nupiyee

The auto correct for Jupiter

“Have you seen that big fat juicy nupiyee whoops sorry I meant have you seen that big fat juicy Jupiter “

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Numping

The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.

That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.

by dangsway October 28, 2020

Nutpiss

When you take a piss after masturbating and your jizz is blocking the urinary tract, so it takes a bit more effort to peepee

"Alex always takes so long In the bathroom after we have sex. I think he's been having nutpiss"

by Penis dick syndrome July 7, 2021

nupin

they are very caring, loving, a bit of over-thinkers but makes a great company to hang out with. They are old school lovers. Nupin's have a great sense of humour , a big foodie and a carefree bird. Very talented, focused, creative, passionate, determined but sometimes do get distracted. can be a bit of egoistic n rude if someone messes up with them but have a heart of gold.
True to their friends and family, extremely loyal n chilled out .

Hey he is soo like Nupin, extremely loving and caring.

by shells_13 November 23, 2021