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Deez Nutz

Fantastic joke that's good for any occasion, but mine has a different twist.
Ask someone, "Can you believe they've been together for 26 (or use your own age) years?

Who?

Deez Nutz!
by Jimbo Deez February 28, 2009
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Nutz

A game invented and mainly played by Rednecks.
1. Stick your hand down your pants and grab your nuts for a bit.
2. Distract the person you wish to Nutz, getting them to turn their head in any direction, so they are not paying attention to you.
3. Quickly smack the underside of the distracted target with your hand that was used for fondling your self.
4. Yell, "Nutz!", at the person after and then tell them to look up this game on Urban Dictionary. ( or explain it your self )
Daniel: Hey Earl...

Earl: Yuh?

Daniel: Isn't that your girlfriend across the street?

Earl: Where? *Turns head*

Daniel: *Smacks Earl's chin* "Nutz!"
by Redneck77 December 16, 2009
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nutroots

A play on the term "grassroots"; referring to activists, usually Leftists, whose protests are assumed to represent mainstream public opinion but that in fact represent those of lunatics. (See Frank Chu).

The term differs from "econuts" in that the letter is presumed to concentrate on environmental activism, whereas the "nutroots" are more broad-based in their ideological interests. There is some crossover however - econuts are normally assumed to be a subset of the nutroots.

In the UK the term is usually translated as the "loony Left".
That the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolitions planted by Bush administration employees and/or agents of the Mossad is an example of a belief common at the nutroots level.
by DrCruel September 1, 2006
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Nutworking

Male on male networking with any combination of social, professional, or sexual motivations.
Dude: "Man, you were doing some mad Nutworking last night"

Nutworker: "Yeah, bro! They were business contacts!"

Dude: "Then why did you limp home this morning?"

Nutworker: "..."
by JJSeltzenheimer February 27, 2011
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Flippin 4 nutz

In the prison lexicon, when one utilizes the television for masturbatory purposes; changing the channel on the television until suitably arousing material is found which one can masturbate to
I wake up, I go to chow, and then I spend the rest of my day flippin 4 nutz! I do that shit all day!
by ReturnOfTheRack December 7, 2019
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all nutz

Hawaiian pidgin for: "all nuts" or "all crazy"

Going crazy or getting crazy in some way. Usually in scrapping, surfing, or partying.
Kimo wuz so drunk he wuz getting ALL NUTZ li' dat at da hotel pahty last nite!!
Wotchufaka?!! You trying fo get ALL NUTZ wit me??!
by JLiRD March 4, 2007
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get off his nutz

an action in which one person and/or thing is constantly mentioning someone to a point where it annoys the person whom the person is mentioning it to.
Get off his nutz, you have been talking about Tyrone all day and it is beggining to annoy me.
by Ben Sandoval November 12, 2003
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