man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020

kick in the nuts

it not a joke you may need to call life alert

i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

nutsa

suppersupper hot girl name

nutsa is hottest girl in this world

by cute butterfly November 14, 2019

Nutellabetes

Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.

Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!

by Checkboo. May 2, 2011

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

by levine2112 November 25, 2007

buffalo nuts

Noah Evans's balls that are hairier then a buffalo's scrotum and he could donate his pubes to people who need hair on their head. And to this day he still has the hairiest balls in the area.

Buffalo Nuts go stick your finger up your butt.

by team anal May 5, 2014