nutrag

a rag or hankerchief used to wipe cum off your dick after you beat off!

After masturbating to Pam Anderson, Mark used his nutrag to while his evidence.

by Morphius January 1, 2006

nitbag

An insult to someone - originating from the negative connotations of a nitty.

"That Jono guy seems like a huge nitbag."

"Yeah, he is. Even Tom is cooler than him."

by tomlawler August 9, 2013

nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.

"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Nutball

A game involving a ball of some sort being tossed at your garbage... until one person takes to many hits and quits.

hey cory get your camera me and drew are gonna play some nutball

by matt miller November 27, 2002

nuttage

(n) when your nuts are briefly showing, like cleavage for boobs

He was going commando at dinner so there was some major nuttage.

by trhunner June 11, 2009

Nutrageous

OR NUTTY or nuts
means good or bare buff or hard in fights

that boy ye he banged john the other night hes bare nutty
that girls top is the shizzle ye init its nutrageous
OMG that boy is bare buff init hes propa nuts

by max richards July 24, 2008

Poster Nut Bag

Jimmy's Cat from Phish's song "Harpua"
who's been hit by a comet, sucked into the depths of Hell by the vibration of death, killed by Harpua the most evil & ugly dog in the universe, and... Oh look, the storm's gone!

If I ever have a cat I'd like to name him Poster Nut Bag as a tribute to Phish

by Supermmx October 1, 2004