nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.

Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.

by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019

wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.

I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.

by Lokix July 21, 2008

Nurlana

She is very perfect girl. Not nurlane i only tell about Nurlana . She is the best friend and she has perfect music taste. But sometimes she is agressive and angry. because she can't stand stupid people. and she always says truht. she didn't love liar people . and she in love with butts. please dont hurt her because she can make your butt unusable

omg , run away from here Nurlana will fuck us

by thebestscorpio November 20, 2021

Nursu

A good girl worth keeping. Nursu is funny, smart and beautiful.

Just marry her yesterday.

I want to marry Nursu

by Diloshhhxxo May 30, 2017

nursery rhymes

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.

Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008

head nurse

1. The lead nurse working on a shift.

2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.

1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.

2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.

by Madmann October 8, 2005

Nurses tea

When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!

Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!

Please would you make mine a nurses tea!

Or

Is this nurses tea? I don't have much time!

by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019