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Numbers mason

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020
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Bone Numbers

Girls phone numbers that you phone/txt hoping to get some action from them.
Louis: Hey Wayne, did you pick up some bone numbers from the club last night?!

Wayne: Ya man i sure did, im working on one right now!
by t-rexmartin April 7, 2009
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numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.
Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*
by anonymous February 7, 2021
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color by numbers

someone or something that is easy as can be.
that chick is so color by numbers that as soon as she hears a zipper she's ready to blow.

That test was so color by numbers that we all received an A on it.
by The Ferndog October 10, 2008
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Jew numbers

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.
by gaysarentpeople February 27, 2009
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Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook
Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in
by solidpup July 19, 2012
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Numbersy

An uncomfortable, agitated feeling that everybody gets around numbers, to some degree. Even mathematicians get this feeling.

You see, numbers are capable of continuing off into infinity. Even when you look at, say, the number one, your subconscious mind realizes that "what are the chances that the number I'm looking at just so happens to be one? It could've been any number!" Numbers are an indescribable force, and all math classes, even the most advanced, just scratch the surface of the concept of working with numbers. They are not a measurement, but a force we can't even begin to control or work to it's full potential as human beings.

It's these subconscious thoughts that cause slight discomfort around numbers.

Another thing that causes a "numbersy" feeling is math class. If you grew up in America, then chances are that you HATED math class. Every time you see a number of any kind, you're subconsciously reminded of that horrid class, thus causing a "Numbersy" feeling.

Yet another cause is the fact that you cannot escape numbers in today's society. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!
When I showed Ted the graph, he got all numbersy. He must've hated math class.
by sexyanthropomorphicwolf August 30, 2009
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