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Nuffin Muffin

Noun used to describe the non-food items you've been eating all day. i.e. If you haven't eaten anything all day, or in a good long while, you've eaten a nuffin muffin.
Ulysses: Hey Hank do you want to head out to the Thai Buffet place today?

Hank: Shit yeah man, all i've had today is a big ol' nuffin muffin for lunch.
by masr. July 3, 2009
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Nuffling

Something you do to a sexy lady or a can of beer
I nuffled that bitch till she was creaming her ears off
by Endz February 25, 2004
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nurfing

nurfing: the act of nude surfing; sexting; myspace slut-surfing

Nurfing is the act of adding random sluts within your area or in other area codes over myspace and facebook and getting their number and texting them. Once you get their number, you act like a super douche to them until the nude picture has been sent and then never talk to them again. Make sure that these sluts are at least 18, otherwise it is considered child porn.
Dude1: Hey i was nurfing last night and this bitch on myspace sent me some pics of her from behind and her pussy was fucking huge... here look.

* shows friend the pic*

Dude2: ... that's a fucking nutsack bro.

Dude1: oh... she still looks kinda hot from behind though.
by selir123 September 13, 2011
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nuffin

Whatcha doin?
Nuffin.
Sounds yummy.
by someguy1234567890 December 6, 2006
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nuffin'

London / Cockney word used as a personal insult or put a person in his or her place.
I don't take no shit, especially off a nuffin' like you...
by DJ Wechat April 5, 2017
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Nuffin

A muffin that does not contain (throughout its inner cake) any of the ingredients displayed on the top of the muffin. Term can be applied to people in an organisation who appear to do work but who achieve little.
You buy what looks like a delicious fruit stuffed muffin but find that inside it is all cake and no fruit. It looks good but delivers nothing. It’s not a muffin, it’s a nuffin.
by The Process Ninja December 16, 2008
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nuffin

Whatcha doin?
Nuffin.
Sounds yummy.
by someguy1234567890 December 6, 2006
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