nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

nude panties

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

nude down

(phrasal verb) To remove all clothing in order to relax.

After a long day in sweaty work clothes, I can't wait to just nude down and chill.
(To a new roommate) Hey, I hope you're not to easily embarrassed because I am nuding down.

by Shiboleth October 4, 2016

Nude barber

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut

Look at the nude barber cock

by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

Nude Book

A pornographic magazine typically with photographic images of naked ladies found new on the top shelf of newsagents managed by broad minded retailers or found second hand in waste ground. Phrase was mostly used by teenage boys in 1980s when speaking of said genre of magazine or also be used as a term to chastise their friends. The term is of Glaswegian origin and perhaps used exclusively in Scotland.

Hey you, ya nude book, what time is detention?
Hey geeza shot of that nude book that you found doon the park!

by Gholfer January 11, 2012

nude skiing

The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.

Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!

by TheTruth_ March 12, 2014