NFTY Northeast Lakes

The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.

NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.

Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!

by David4269 February 20, 2018

Northeast Philly

The best place on Earth

I love Northeast Philly

by Money215267 October 26, 2020

Northeast junior high school

Northeast is just filled with bitches who think they know it all and are fake as fuck and that are so desperate that they date the weird kid in the back.

Hey did you hear about Northeast junior high school?
Yeah I heard it’s filled with dumb white bitches

by Nickiminajisthequeenofrap pur November 21, 2021

Northeast Middle School

Northeast Middle school , located in Bethlehem PA . Where 6th graders fuck in the bathroom and 7th and 8th graders are fighting every other week and the fights are ass . The school is filled wit annoying ass females and weird ass boys . The teachers are annoying asf , the classes are long asf . The principal a bitch who don't let no one have fun . The guidance counselor never dose anything about anything and bitches abt everything . 95% of the kids there vape or smoke weed . The Teachers give you work you barley understand and dont teach it correctly then get upset when you cant do it . and once you step in those doors its like walking through the gates to hell .

Northeast Middle school , the shittiest place on earth.

by myb157 November 26, 2021

Mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast

A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.

Ewwww did you see bobs wife?

Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.

by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022

Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.

“Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School

by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021

Northeast Academy

biggest deal back then was having someone not play by the rules in infection at recess

i fucking hate this kid he always doesn't play along at recess (northeast academy)

by bbcmaster69 November 24, 2021