A man with an ungodly sized ballsack. Also known for being the Burger King equivalent to "super-size me"
The man, being such a Nordic, proceeded to pull his "Ruby" out of his bag, then, from the sheer energy it emitted, killed all bystanders within a 100 mile radius, as well as causing a massive blackout in the city.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order"
"Yes, I would like a Whopper Jr. With a medium order of fries, that'll be all, thank you"
"Would you like to "Nordic" size that for $2.50 extra? It comes with a complementary "Gift" as well"
The man began to tremble and sweat profoundly.
"N-Nordic size, you say? A gift you say?"
"Yes, would you like to"
Nervously the man said.
"Yes, but just this once though, if my wife finds out, she'll finalize the divorce and take the kids.
He then handed the cashier a $5 bill, 2 singles, along with two quarters"
As she took the money, the cashier prompted
"Do not worry sir, our patrons privacy is of our highest priorities"
The cashier then led the man to the back parking lot and there stood a building sized Ruby Kurosawa nesoberi (it was the toy that came with the meal) and she then handed him a bag containing a regular sized whopper and a large order of fries.
The man stared at the nesoberi then at his feet and said,
"Lord, please forgive my tainted soul"
As the cashier returned to the store, a tear fell on the man's cheek.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order"
"Yes, I would like a Whopper Jr. With a medium order of fries, that'll be all, thank you"
"Would you like to "Nordic" size that for $2.50 extra? It comes with a complementary "Gift" as well"
The man began to tremble and sweat profoundly.
"N-Nordic size, you say? A gift you say?"
"Yes, would you like to"
Nervously the man said.
"Yes, but just this once though, if my wife finds out, she'll finalize the divorce and take the kids.
He then handed the cashier a $5 bill, 2 singles, along with two quarters"
As she took the money, the cashier prompted
"Do not worry sir, our patrons privacy is of our highest priorities"
The cashier then led the man to the back parking lot and there stood a building sized Ruby Kurosawa nesoberi (it was the toy that came with the meal) and she then handed him a bag containing a regular sized whopper and a large order of fries.
The man stared at the nesoberi then at his feet and said,
"Lord, please forgive my tainted soul"
As the cashier returned to the store, a tear fell on the man's cheek.
by MarcTradeMark September 5, 2018
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An awesome type of skiing that actually requires skill (unlike alpine). Includes classic and skate technique.
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"Man, I am so wiped cos of Nordic practice! we did weight training today."
"Oh that sucks. Alpine team just sat on their butts and played duckduckgoose."
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"Yeah, she's a NordiCelt"
"A WHAT?"
"NORDICELT; It means she's Irish and Norweigan."
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"A WHAT?"
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