Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

by babimia September 11, 2020

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National fanpage day

National fanpage day is on November 15!!! On national fanpage day NO fanpages are allowed to be hated on and if someone hates on a fanpage on November 15 everyone has to report the account that hated on a fanpage!!!

Person 1: Hey did you just hate on a fanpage!
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: It’s November 15!!!
Person 2: Okay. and???

Person 1: It’s national fanpage day now everyone is going to report your account!!!
Person 2: WAIT WHAT!!!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!!
Person 1: Welp-.... That’s what you get

by Fanpage check November 14, 2020

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National Slap Your Sibling Day

A national holiday where you can slap your siblings! It’s a wonderful day.

“Hey, sister.”
“Hey, what’s up”
“Happy national slap your sibling day!”
“Wha-“
*slaps*

by yourveryownmother October 28, 2020

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National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

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civilian national security force

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.

To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

by Barry Shite January 27, 2014

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