A stand up comic with an unhealthy obsession for chicks with giant cocks. Works for the Sirius xm radio show Opie and Anthony. Performs characters loosely based on his own personality, such as uncle Paul and Chippah
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A popular female name in Holland. Most Noortje's relate their name to "Noortje the cow" an apparently popular character in the country of debauchery and pot.
Most Noortje's will exhibit the following symptoms: excitement,exuberance, and excitement, followed by a big smile, a red face and sometimes an "OMNOMNOM".
These symptoms can be caused by anything of epic dimension, ranging from bits of delicious food, to awesome-adrenaline-pumping roller coasters.
Noortje's also have a sturdy and tenacious spirit that will keep them going in beating you up until they win.
Noortje is AKA noor,naughty,and other names that are completely unrelated.
Most Noortje's will exhibit the following symptoms: excitement,exuberance, and excitement, followed by a big smile, a red face and sometimes an "OMNOMNOM".
These symptoms can be caused by anything of epic dimension, ranging from bits of delicious food, to awesome-adrenaline-pumping roller coasters.
Noortje's also have a sturdy and tenacious spirit that will keep them going in beating you up until they win.
Noortje is AKA noor,naughty,and other names that are completely unrelated.
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NORTON! Come!
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Get the Norton mug.Nootropics are smart drugs with little to no side effects. Effects range from increasing social skills and mild entactogenic empathogenic effects , to improving memory and focus, to relaxation and anxiety relief, to wakefulness enhancers, to stimulants stacked with Tropoflavin to prevent brain damage, to BDNF inducers (grows more brain cells), to pills that help you reduce the negative feelings from past memories (especially traumatic ones). Cholinergics and other groups are also in there.
Examples of nootropics:
Wakefulness enhancers: Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Modafiendz, Wakix, and Sunosi.
Stimulants: Caffeine, Theobromine, Propylhexedrine, Cyclohexylaminopropane, Dimwthylamylamine, Cyclopentamine, Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine stacked with Tropoflavin, Ethiopropamine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Nicotine vape, 3-FA, D,L-Deprenyl, PhenylPropylAminoPentane (PPAP), Prolintane.
Mild entactogenic empathogenic drugs (helps with socialization): IAP (IndanylAminoPropane), IMAP, (IndanylMethylAminoPropane).
Anti anxiety drugs: Propranolol, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Klonopin, Oxytocin nose spray.
Sleeping pills: Amitriptyline, Melatonin.
Cholinergics: Nicotine vape or gum, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Piracetam, Oxyracetam, Nefiracetam, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide. Choline supplements.
PTSD and reducers of traumatic pain associated with bad memories: Propranolol.
BDNF inducers: Exercise, Lion's mane mushrooms, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax, Noopept, Possibly Omega 3's.
Other nootropics: B Vitamins, Omega 3's, Magnesium. Fruits and vegetables, L-Carnitine (found in meat and in the supplement store), sulfer rich foods like onions and garlic, and more.
Wakefulness enhancers: Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Modafiendz, Wakix, and Sunosi.
Stimulants: Caffeine, Theobromine, Propylhexedrine, Cyclohexylaminopropane, Dimwthylamylamine, Cyclopentamine, Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine stacked with Tropoflavin, Ethiopropamine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Nicotine vape, 3-FA, D,L-Deprenyl, PhenylPropylAminoPentane (PPAP), Prolintane.
Mild entactogenic empathogenic drugs (helps with socialization): IAP (IndanylAminoPropane), IMAP, (IndanylMethylAminoPropane).
Anti anxiety drugs: Propranolol, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Klonopin, Oxytocin nose spray.
Sleeping pills: Amitriptyline, Melatonin.
Cholinergics: Nicotine vape or gum, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Piracetam, Oxyracetam, Nefiracetam, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide. Choline supplements.
PTSD and reducers of traumatic pain associated with bad memories: Propranolol.
BDNF inducers: Exercise, Lion's mane mushrooms, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax, Noopept, Possibly Omega 3's.
Other nootropics: B Vitamins, Omega 3's, Magnesium. Fruits and vegetables, L-Carnitine (found in meat and in the supplement store), sulfer rich foods like onions and garlic, and more.
by CognitiveFuel September 3, 2023
Get the Nootropics mug.Joshua Abraham Norton, known as Emperor Norton, was a citizen of San Francisco, California, who proclaimed himself "Norton I, Emperor of the United States" in 1859. He later assumed the secondary title of "Protector of Mexico".
The Emperor of United States and protector of Mexico had sadly this legend has passed on January 8th, 1880.
The Emperor of United States and protector of Mexico had sadly this legend has passed on January 8th, 1880.
Remember in September 17, 1859 happened and Joshua Norton, who lost his money in an attempt to corner the rice market, today declared himself Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. Best emperor of all time.
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