splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

noonie

This word is used to attract attention from people around you. First introduced by Sacha Baron Cohen's character Morad in Who is America as the 'n-word'?

Noonie Noonie Noonie! I am in danger, help me.

by tilted_hulk July 27, 2018

Noodge

This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.

Oh he's being such a noodge!

by M i l e s December 9, 2004

Self-Nooner

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.

The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!

by Mr. Winter February 2, 2007

Nooner

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009

nooner

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner

by Bez32 May 10, 2006

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

by slothymcgee February 14, 2008