Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

nooned

when someone gets killed or knocked out

i just nooned that guy hes out cold

by daddydickmaster December 22, 2020

Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010

nooneder

Synonym to No Wonder. It is used when the person typing to you is either drunk, stupid, tired, sleepy, or does not know how to use letters below "T" on a cell phone.

Zone MonkRX: I had a midday nap
wastedday542: i did too
wastedday542: from 2:30- 4:30
wastedday542: but...mun is a sleep depriving bitch
Zone MonkRX: nooneder you didn't do any of your HW

by mRX November 14, 2006

noonshine

When a person starts drinking before noon. Incoherent by 2:00.

Since I don't work today, it's a day drinking, noonshine kind of a day.

by Noonshiner April 11, 2016

noogeht

A person who is dirty, doesn’t take care of things, puts emphasis on the wrong syllables when speaking with abrupt/Tourette-like outburst. Also, is generally greasy and oily.

Bruh, that’s girl is a Noogeht.

by fuzzyballz1 September 13, 2021

Power Nooner

The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.

My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.

by YoMomAnDems October 14, 2016