nooneh

Only the most badass motherfucking grandfather you'll ever meet, the guy is from all parts of Africa and can hunt a lion using nothing but the lion itself, also he has amazing hair

Jeff:Hey, who's that badass over there

Steve: It's obviously nooneh, who else can it be

by GMiester January 4, 2018

noonee

A girl who is dear to you

She's such a noonee

by Dexte05 March 29, 2017

dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.

I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer

by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017

Tuesday nooner

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth

Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.

by The nooner knows February 7, 2021

mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

by Professional squid September 24, 2020

Super mega dank nooner

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020