One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody
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your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
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your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes
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Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...
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Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...
by TreyBomb May 4, 2006
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by Noobishactz January 17, 2005
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Exceptionally large and loose vaginal lips, which dangle far from the vaginal opening and prodigiously produce queefs during vaginal intercourse. Basically the female equivalent of low hangers.
Dude, I got all shitfaced drunk last night, and ate out Maria. She's got noozies that hang down to her knees!
by Steve Scarabin June 15, 2009
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by harry siegel January 9, 2008
Get the noobius mug.When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.
Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are
by MonkycMonkeydoMonkyeateatursho May 27, 2021
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killergurl killed Shooter92 - MELEE
Killergurl killed 007 - HEADSHOT
Killergurl killed ViRuS - HAND TO HAND
*DEAD* Shooter92 : Aw man I got pwned!
*DEAD* 007 : By a girlie!
*DEAD* ViRuS : Noobess!
killergurl : STFU pussies. U men r coward.
*SPECTATOR*Unorthodox Dude : *Facepalm*
Killergurl killed 007 - HEADSHOT
Killergurl killed ViRuS - HAND TO HAND
*DEAD* Shooter92 : Aw man I got pwned!
*DEAD* 007 : By a girlie!
*DEAD* ViRuS : Noobess!
killergurl : STFU pussies. U men r coward.
*SPECTATOR*Unorthodox Dude : *Facepalm*
by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012
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Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.
Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.
The Noobism is state of being, like alcoholism. I suppose you could say, "He/She suffers from severe noobism"
by ItsMyPsedonym December 19, 2018
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