nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.

we beat nonce fc 2-0 the other day

by rab douglas February 24, 2005

nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.

For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.

by janetw May 5, 2006

nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.

Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!

by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020

nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019