Reclusive homosexuality

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

Homosexual

Me.

I am homosexual

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

closet homosexual

Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.

by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008

Homosexual

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

homosexual audacity

The inpulse in a lgbtq+ person to start and complete proyects with skills and mediums they never tried before such as knitting, baking, woodworking, etc.

i mean how hard making pasta from scratch could be, i have the homosexual audacity to do it

by pancakehome September 11, 2022

Flawless Homosexuals

One Direction.

Louis and Harry are obviously a gay couple. Those flawless homosexuals....

by Gabi_Styles November 8, 2012