No Hands

The art of wanking and/or doing things without using hands, mastered only by few and often confused with the force

i like wanking with No Hands

by Nitro1360 February 23, 2007

No Hands

A person who cannot catch a ball while playing football.

Jonathan Alberto has no hands, he missed all the passes thrown to him

by albertohasnohandshaha November 12, 2007

Clock with no hands

It means you have done time.

Clock With No Hands by The Roots

by Cmoore13 July 17, 2009

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

Nohandoutss

God, Large penis, Hella hoes

I need Nohandoutss in my life

by Keisha Golding November 22, 2021

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

no hands

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.

Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*

by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024