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pseudo-noir

The culture and practice of pretending to be dark, scary, or mysterious. These people are often very much unlike what they attempt to be, and are, in fact, friendly, intelligent people who have clung to a stereotype that suits them. See: pseudo-punk, pseudo-goth, and emo.
1>My dear sweet lord. Johnny used to be so friendly. Now all he does is sit at the back of the cafe in his pseudo-noir clothes and whine about everything.

2>Wanna go over and say hi?

1>No... just, no. That whiny b-tard can be alone if he can't accept who and what he really is. =p
by Alienkitten September 1, 2005
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Noir

1.French word meaning black

2. A series depicting mystery,violence and danger. Also regarding cynism and fatalism.
In regards to people it means dangerously sexy,mysterious,dark,elusive, and alluring.
"You're so noir."

"I can't get enough of noir films."
"She's a femme fatale... She's so noir."
by Bianca Towerz September 3, 2016
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Related Words
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L.A Noire

L.A Noire is a detective and crime game from Rockstar and Team Bondi where you play as Cole Phelps, residential Badass, as he cleans up the streets of 1940s Los Angeles.

It takes a step away from the wild action in GTA and Red Dead and brings the plot to the other side of the spectrum; a cop.
Dude 1: God, I love L.A Noire. It's the most badass game ever.

Dude 2: Ain't it a rip-off of that L.A Confidential?

Dude 1: Don't insult me.

Dude 2: Make me not insult you.

Dude 1: Let's settle this. STARING CONTEST. GO!!!!!!!!!!
by AllTheGoodNamesAreAllGone August 16, 2011
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NoGraham

A word that is used after a seemingly homosexual phrase to rid it of any homosexual intent.
Similar to nohomo.
Nick: Here, I can lend you some money

Peter: Thanks a lot man, I love you! NoGraham
by NoGraham December 6, 2011
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Neb Nosirrah

Refers to an individual with the largest "shroom" hair concievable.

An individual with hair that controls their every action and thought, can also be used as an effective housing for everyday items such as car keys or condoms.

Also refers to a person who cannot accept the fact that they are wrong, and will continue to argue a point long after everyone has stopped caring about it.
"Dude, check out the size of that guy's ridiculous shroom!"
"What a neb"

"4+4=8"
"No, you're wrong I'm sorry"
Or
"You're SO stupid!"

"Crap, I forgot to bring a condom!"
"Don't worry bro, I got you covered, my shroom carries all."

"Neb Nosirrah, why did you just piss in that person's eye?"
"Sorry guys, my shroom told me to"
by MonkeyShrub November 25, 2009
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Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.
Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal
by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016
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vince noir

one of the main characters off of The Mighty Boosh. sexy walk..*stare*

well known for his hair, which changes colour after the first season. funny as hell and co-contibutor to the crimp. loves gary numan.
check out that crimping vince noir and howard moon do on the boosh.

"The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. "
by calmallamadown May 16, 2009
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