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Netter

Wicked cool dude. Likes beer and women, or beer on women, or women who consume beer.

Way cooler than Evan, Dennis and Jim, and has way better luck with the ladies.

Has a golden star from Lana.

Once again, way cooler than the above.
Netter, that guy is the guy man.
by Jay October 8, 2004
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netten

He is a Netten
(He is cool)
by Broos November 22, 2021
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Netter

Neh-terh

A combination word of 'nice' and 'better', generally used when something is deserving of a better response than just “nice”.

Can also be used in place of the informal exclamation “cool”, as in “That’s netter!” or “So not netter.”
1: "How are you today?"

"I'm doing pretty netter!"

2: "I made a friend today!"

"That's netter!"

3: "Thomas hurt my feelings the other day"

"That is so not netter."
by TheShenaniganator May 2, 2023
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Netted

the act of being friend zoned; the receiving tense of net (to friend zone one other than yourself)
(*see Net for proper usage instructions on the present/giving tense)
Freddy: brooo... I just got netted last night at the football game.
Jake: lemme guess, it was the blonde one huh?
Freddy: you know it!!!
by mannymooremoney September 13, 2017
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Netterwebbing

The act of netterwebbing is the same as surfing the web.
"What are you up to dog?"
"I'm netterwebbing G!"
"....What?"
by Hot Bod123 October 9, 2008
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Netterment

The act of wanting to better yourself after 40, but having negative consequences instead
I was trying to exercise but to my netterment, I threw my back out instead.
by Mahokro7189 June 6, 2011
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NETTELs

NETTELs stands for 'Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life' and refers to the very busy couples and families, usually found in the capital cities burdened with a large mortgage, a relatively expensive lifestyle, and a long working week- often with a long commute as well.
The NETTELS acronym and segment was identified by Australian demographer Bernard Salt who has seen this fast-growing segment increase by 7% per year.
NETTELs is just one of many lifestyle segments identified in recent years. As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other more recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), TWITs (Teenage Women in Their Thirties), Silver Stylers, the Downagers, the Sandwich Generation and the Boomerang kids.
"I'd rather be broke than end up like those NETTELs next door."
by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009
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