Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

Nassitall

When a girl has NO ASS AT ALL hence the name nassitall

TJ: that girl was HOTT!!
TREV: too bad she had a bad case of nassitall

by thup doodes April 30, 2004

Netsitive

An internet sensitive person, group or thing whose mode of operation revolves around the Internet.

He works with a netsitive company.

by Bimbolabola March 24, 2009

Elizabeth Nesbitt

The most amazing girl you will ever see. She has a sweet and loving heart and will love you too the end of time. When you look into her eyes it's like looking into the face of an angel. Her smile will light up the darkest of times and she will always make you feel warm inside. She is the most gorgeous thing you'll ever see.

My girlfriend is Elizabeth Nesbitt

by RMG32 December 29, 2012

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010