Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

negrotic

Of or relating to the African American race.

Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'

Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.

Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.

Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

nerdbonics

The official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.

Bl@ck_@$$@$$1N - OMG u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1

by psilo December 21, 2004

nerdbonics

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009

Nerotician

Noun - a politician who points fingers and blames anyone outside themself: the other party, the press, the law, the timing, former politicians who used to hold office, etc. all while the country is literally or metaphorically "going up in flames".

Derived from the proper noun: Nero - the Roman Emperor famous for fiddling while Rome burned.

I'm so frustrated watching the news on the economy. Washington is just a bunch of Neroticians. Not one of them will stand up and take responsibility for anything when they blow it.

by EastOfCool.com February 16, 2009

Neurotica

noun; erotica for neurotic people, esp. in regard to grammar.

1. Stefan wrote short story neurotica, which employed the correct use of semicolons and commas, and used homophones correctly.
2. The woman's husband, an English major, would often switch the position of subjects and verbs in his sentences in order to create more satisfying, complex sentences in his neurotica stories.

by grammarnazi23 October 23, 2010

neurotic

noun. A total freaking psycho, with serious emotional issues. Prone to bouts of extreme paranoia and schizophrenia

Neurotics are easy to spot due to their drastic mood changes or anxious behavior.

by Madness January 10, 2005