Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

psuedo neep

The wrong way to spell pseudo neep.

You babbiling bafoon, utter imbecile, Complete and utter retard, It's pseudo neep, not psuedo neep.

by ACBob July 5, 2019

sudo neep

The wrong way to spell Psuedo Neep which is the wrong way to spell Pseudo Neep.

This isn't linux, it's not sudo neep it's pseudo neep!

by ACBob July 6, 2019

neeps and tatties

Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.

Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.

by phospheris January 25, 2009

Neep Nop

Acronym for bitching. Most often used in technical support to describe an annoying/irate/ pain-in-the-ass customer.

"That customer neep nopped for 20 minutes!"

by bOb November 21, 2002

neep

Falling over while in a deep yoga position.

I can't hold this neeeeep

by The Captains Friend October 24, 2003

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's awful cartoon on youtube. I just love to laugh at it, purely for the lack of quality.

It hardly gets new epsiodes, the creator is such a slacker

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Pseudo Neep?
Guy 2: yeah, it fuckin sucks doesn't it
Guy 1: I know right

by ACBob April 8, 2019