Necromipod

A podcast centering around 3 guys who drink beer and discuss all things macabre--from cults and serial killers to UFOS and ghosts.
Mentions of Sean Michael's tights and Britney Spears are very common.

The guys from Necromipod talked about Sean Michael's tights again.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

necronomicon

Necronomicon, Book of Dead Names (Necro - Dead, Nom - Name, Icon - Book) is ancient egyptian book about funerals, death and underworld.
It contained the rituals of burial and prayers for example to avoid torment (like eating dung).

Later it was used by writer H.P. Lovecraft in conjunction with his Cthulhu-mythos thus giving occult meaning to it. This connection is, however fictional.

Iä Iä Shub-Niggurath

by Swicca May 13, 2005

necronomicon

The Book of The Black Earth, The Book of the Dead. Entirely fictional. Though many of the names within the book are derived from Sumerian, Babylonain and Domascan mythology, the book still remains a clever piece of horror/sci-fi writer H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Brilliantly laid out to the point that it is still believed to be completley genuine by a great number of people and occult enthusiasts, The Necronomicon as we are able to read today is published by Avon books and accredited to a ficitonal author named Simon, possibly a sur-name for Lovecraft or one of his close and personal literary devotees during his life.

H.P. Lovecraft's fabled Necronomicon is entirely fictional, though believed genuine by many people, yet no one has ever heard of anyone successfully applying the formulae and rituals within the book.

by E April 6, 2005

necronomicon

You fucking fools, it's entirely HP Lovecraft's invention, any 'Necronomicon' you see in a book store is something created by some stoned college students in the 60's and isn't from 'Summerian' times or any such nonsense.
Bleh.

The Mad Arab, Abdul Al-Hazared, the author of The Necronomicon.

by The Cuntsaw October 24, 2003

Necrotomiton

A zombie. A reanimated corpse who hungers for the flesh of the living.

Look out behind you! It's a Nerotomi-AARGH!

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

necronomicon

A tribute to our Irish forefahers, the Necronomicon is a mysterious device that utilizes extreme pressure, to make your night up to 1 million % better, in .5 seconds.

The party EXPLODED when the Necronomicon arrived, and the cops were soon too drunk to arrest everyone.

by dang skippanowski January 13, 2006

necronomicon

satan's bible. contains astrology secrets, info on the fallen angel armies on earth today,etc.

i have a copy of the necronomicon in my bedroom closet......

by mack April 6, 2004