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Neanderthal Girl

A (COPYRIGHTED) term which originally referenced one unfortunate teenage girl who strongly resembles a Cro-Magnon female in appearance. Now used as a nickname to describe any female who resembles a Neanderthal, but to distinguish from the original Neanderthal Girl, the town is added to the name. Example: PCNG (Port Charlotte Neanderthal Girl).
None of them can beat the original though.
The mythological residence of the so-called "Modern-Day Neanderthals" is a place called "Neanderpines" supposedly located near Tampa, Florida. However, in real life, these Cro-Magnon lookalikes can be found in any community across America, though the original, and many others, are found in south Florida.
Some common characteristics of Neanderthal Girls include, but are not limited to, the following: Extremely bushy eyebrows (or a unibrow); protruding brow bones; crooked, yellow, or just plain BAD teeth; an overly large and misshapen nose; really ratty, greasy, frizzy, unkempt hair; a protruding and/or overly square jaw; short stature; and possible (though not proven) uncanny ability to hunt and make stone tools, with little knowledge of agriculture as it prefers a more primitive method of hunting and gathering.
Personality wise, they are annoying, intelligent but hopelessly lacking in the common sense department, irritatingly random, and think they are attractive.
The theme song of Neanderthals everywhere:
"I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl, let's make Neanderthal love, in this Neanderthal world."

"Where can you see Neanderthals? Only in Neanderpines."
by PLAH January 3, 2006
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Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.
Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?
by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025
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Neanderthalism

Pronunciation:
/ˈni .æn.dər.ˌθæl.ɪ.zəm/
(NEE-an-der-THAL-izm)

Definition:
1. The state or practice of tapping into raw, instinct-driven energy; expressing oneself in a primal, unrefined, untamed way.
2. Creativity, emotion, or behavior stripped of social rules, logic, or polish; letting pure bodily expression dominate thought or action.
3. A deliberate embrace of ancient, almost pre-human intensity in art, movement, sound, or life—an uncaged channeling of primal forces.

Etymology:
Derived from Neanderthal, the extinct human species known for their raw physicality and survival instincts, with the suffix -ism indicating a practice or philosophy. The word captures the idea of consciously accessing primal, unrefined human instincts as a method of expression or creation.

Why it’s important:
Modern life often dulls instinct and suppresses raw energy in favor of civility and polish. Neanderthalism fills the gap between mundane behavior and unfiltered, primal authenticity—it’s the tool for creators, performers, and thinkers who want to harness pure, bodily, instinctive power.
“The vocalist abandoned all syntax, letting their inner neanderthalism roar through the speakers.”

“Some days, I just need to embrace neanderthalism and smash through the rules holding me back.”
by orsinian October 21, 2025
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spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.
Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.
by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010
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Neanderthalesque

Someone who is incredibly stupid beyond description
american conservativism is the most backwards neanderthalesque ideology
by Jurchy July 20, 2021
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Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.
She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.
by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022
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Neanderthal Supremacist

An ideology that views Neanderthals as supreme to homo sapiens. A view so niche that it could only be held by fat, sperging self-proclaimed 'cavemen' who've failed in every aspect of life to the point of coping by calling themselves Neanderthal supremacist.
Hey, David, see that fat, smelly idiot over there? What's the deal with him
Oh, Mike, he's just a Neanderthal Supremacist
by Caomat November 4, 2023
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