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Narwhal

Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea
by polarbearfighter March 16, 2009
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Narwhal

by GuitarGirl92851 December 16, 2010
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The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.
The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."
by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011
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Narwhalicorn

Noun
A Narwhal that has banged a unicorn and gave birth to to a hybrid called Narwhalicorn.
Dude? Did you check out that rad new Narwhalicorn porno website I emailed to you?
by Ya buoy December 20, 2013
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concussive narwhal syndrome

*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:

bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.

* this is not real

UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.

narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022
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Narshal

The ancient art of elbowing one in the nose. It is known to cause excruciating pain.
Dude did you see me narshal her?
by thebadesstdabberalive December 10, 2016
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Narthana

A girl who loves youtube. Very sweet girl, but will bite if it’s necessary. Narthanas are often born into being a satanist or a hindu, since the name originates in those religions. A Narthana is a very honest girl, with a killer body and sassy additude. Those girls often major in demonology or other satanistic majors.
“Omg, look how in love with Satan Narthana is!”
“Have you seen Narthana, she is so hot!”
by elsaugh123handsupgurl March 19, 2019
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