Dirty Napkin

When you Jizz all over yourself and just roll over n go to sleep.

Tad was such a lazy fuck. That instead of cleaning he takes a dirty napkin.

by @Glue_Schtick November 17, 2016

Napkins

A different word for money, commonly used by rich people.

Hey man, hand me some of those napkins i'm gonna go to the store.

by LoveHappyEndings August 4, 2011

Dinner Napkin

A girl who is much like a dinner napkin, hence meaning she is a ho and sits on everyone's lap (much like a napkin)

That ho's a dinner napkin

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

courtesy napkins

Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.

A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.

I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.

by DangerDog11 April 18, 2010

sanitary napkins

Sanitary napkins are used by girls during their monthly period so their blood wont scatter in their underwear. It can be in any sizes.

"I'm gonna buy some sanitary napkins, my monthly period is going to occur.. Maybe next week."

by AnimeDaisuki17 June 18, 2014

Shower Napkin

The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby

I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.

by Jayblox January 13, 2009

napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change

I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today

by theupdog March 28, 2022