nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

power necking

To power neck is when you kiss someone with tongues for a long period of time

"Look at those two power necking"

"We Were Power necking all night"

by Cheryl Hannar April 23, 2008

Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.

It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.

by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015

E.T. Necking

E.T. (The Extra Terrestrial) had a long neck and a large head. When someone stretches their neck and their head blocks your view.

"I can't see because you are E.T. Necking!"

As your friend looks out the window and says "Check out that girl over there!" and you cant see past his head because he is E.T. Necking and you miss the view.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012

V-necking

to wear a v-neck,and be realling fucking rad.

Are you v-necking right now?
Hell yea i am,get like me.

by emcisarad1 October 2, 2009

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

Naking

The act of streaking whilst shoving fresh, organic nectarines up your ass.

Dude, we all went naking on friday!

by Iregreteverbeingalive June 23, 2018