McGuyvered

To have hastily improvised with what little materials available at the time

"Where the hell have you been? It's your turn to buy the beers!"

"Sorry guys. I was stuck in the toilet with no bog paper so I McGuyvered a shit spoon out of my sock."

by MisterEssHolden March 9, 2009

mcguyverable

The above definition, plus:
To me truly mcguyverable, you need to fix things while sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans.

by Durango May 13, 2003

MyGut

A game of true skill. The contestants have small incisions on either sides of their abdomens, and will be given sterile gloves. They then take the ready position with their hands low in front of their opponent. Upon the blow of the starting horn, the contestants are to scream "It's MyGut!!!" and begin ripping. Last man standing is the winner. Rounds last 5 minutes.

No game has been known to last a full round.

Hey, let's go downtown and watch some MyGut(tm), I hear Sweden's team is really good!

by Victor Ziblis October 17, 2008

my guy

cringy shit that white people say to eachother so that they don't say my nigga

"what's crackalackin my guy"

by crusaderofthots July 19, 2018

my guy

The man/guy that has your heart. Partner, best friend.

Which guy? My guy. To be said in a proud manner, excited tone and very "dont you wish he was yours, lucky me i know, i hope he hears this, please ask me again so i can say he's mine" explanation of you and our soul mates relationship.

"Whos guy? Mine" a way to claim your husband.

Short for, Im too tired to say my husband so Im going to use this phrase instead.

Introductory level name of endearment.

I was on a "facetime" call with jimmy a few minutes ago and he asked what i was up to, I said " hanging out with my guy".

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Mygmy

Hybrid of a midget and a Pygmy; a height between 3.6 and 5 ft.

If Reagan is too tall to be a midget and too short to be a Pygmy; she would be a mygmy.

by Gliss June 22, 2021

maguy-jeanne

If your name is Maguy-Jeanne, you have probably had the names of all the dead people in your family thrown at you. Nevertheless, this composition of names makes you a unique person. Maguy-Jeanne, although endowed with a mind of steel, will not be able to keep a cool head in any situation, especially during phone calls with her internship teacher or in a tramway full of controllers. If you are lucky enough to have a Maguy-Jeanne in your life, then rainy days will look a lot brighter.

Maguy-Jeanne you are a dramaqueen

by mag le guy November 21, 2021