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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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frankly my dear I don't give a damn

A quote from the movie Gone With the Wind. In those days swear words never came in big movies and the director was in trouble. Before the movie was released, he had an option to either change it, or pay $5,000 (which was worth a lot!). He payed the fine of $5,000 and it the quote became famous, it topped AFI's list of top quotes.

There's even a wikipedia article about it that I can't link to because it's too long.
Scarlett: What's going to happen to me?
Rhett: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
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oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi
rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi
by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019
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All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action
Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
by excuses... July 1, 2009
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I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.
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A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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