My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

My eyes are sweating by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

My eyes just had a workout 

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

My eyes just had a workout by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

balled my eyes out 

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.

others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples

balled my eyes out by Tomer S February 28, 2008

Get my eyes tight 

Sprangs slang for getting high off Marijuana.

So I'm sayin I'm tryin to get my eyes tight today.

Get my eyes tight by Zeebs February 21, 2005

My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

My eyes are up here by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.

Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!! by Australium Gold June 8, 2016

From my eyes deh at me knees

From me eyes deh at me knees means since someone was a kid. Literally since their eyes were at their knees.

I've been hearing about that old man from my eyes deh at me knees. This expression paints the picture of how you have grown a lot, comparing the height you were as a kid to how you are now.

From my eyes deh at me knees by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021