mutilated mary

when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'
by throbbingmidgets.com November 27, 2021
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banana mutilation

The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com
Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.
by Randy marsh has a lisp May 13, 2017
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Mississippi Mutilation

When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed
Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"
by WinterIVRL April 23, 2021
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Chopper Mutilation Month

During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.

This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.
“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“

“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”

(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”
by R.B Avery November 08, 2022
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mutilate me

it means they’re so attracted to you, they’d want to be mutilated (cut in pieces) by you.
Silvia: “omg please mutilate me 😩”
Silvia: “I’d let eren mutilate me 😩”
by gorilla grip coochie squirt October 22, 2021
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