Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

by Drew May 14, 2004

monopoly rape

When one player rapes all others in monopoly. This requires the perfect secret combination.

Jason, Rebecca, and Kara were all monopoly raped last night.

by monopoly rapist May 15, 2010

monopoly money shot

A variety of "money shot" describing the prodigious streams of semen-like fluid pumping from the faux penises in the "freaks of cock" genre of pornographic videos, which feature men adorned with impossibly large and invariably fake appendages.

Also applies to the visual artifacts of a male orgasm where the man's sexual organs have been surgically altered or otherwise augmented out of medical necessity or as a result of sexual reassignment.

Holy crap did you see the monopoly money shots in that porno vid? There musta' been a quart of jizz shooting outta that thing each time!

by Rectaltronics January 11, 2009

monopoly

a term used to indicate a person wants to have sex with another person or to fool around . Indiscreet way of saying, hey you wanna have sex?

Jen: wanna play monopoly?
Grant: sure, you bringing the game?
Jen: sure but I always go first

by Nikki1983 May 1, 2008

the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth

Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014

Fortnite monopoly

Monopoly trying it's hardest to appeal to fortnite kids but accidentally turning innocent children into virgins

I bought Fortnite monopoly and turned into an eternal virgin

by hnyaw hoi June 5, 2019

The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.

Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.

by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011