After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.
After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.
by JediWords October 12, 2016
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Get the memey daddy mug.Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.
Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.
*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead
Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.
*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead
“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”
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by Needs a muscle mummy to smash August 3, 2022
Get the Muscle Mummy mug.I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.
by dohboy69 August 27, 2009
Get the Mummy Dick mug.Truly one of the best (if not the best) rock bands from Russia. Mostly known around the world for their hits "Utekai", "Nevesta", "Delphini" and their recent hit "RuDa". They also took part in the Eurovision Contest with their single "Lady Alpine Blue" which came 12th place (if im not mistaken)
The name of the band if translated directly would literally be "The Troll of The Mummies" although it is more reminiscent of the Tove Jansson characters, the Moomintrolls.
The name of the band if translated directly would literally be "The Troll of The Mummies" although it is more reminiscent of the Tove Jansson characters, the Moomintrolls.
translated lyrics from song Utekai:
Flow away now,
There's a maniac by the gate waiting for us
He wants to put us on his hook
All the beautiful women have already lost their charms
The cars are in a park
and the gangsters are asleep
And now its just the two of us here left alone in fear
A couple of simplistic and young teenagers...
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Flow away now,
There's a maniac by the gate waiting for us
He wants to put us on his hook
All the beautiful women have already lost their charms
The cars are in a park
and the gangsters are asleep
And now its just the two of us here left alone in fear
A couple of simplistic and young teenagers...
by mumiy troll
by ved12d3 February 13, 2008
Get the Mumiy Troll mug.Mummy Dust – a slang term referring to components, ingredients, or accessories that manufacturers add to their products to enhance them, but which have no useful, or scientific basis for inclusion.
by Joanne King October 5, 2006
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