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A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018
Get the Social Mugging mug.To give someone a shiny mug, one pile drives or absolutely destroys them. This could be in the form of a hit or a strong backhand to the face. It can be applied to sports as well. If Chad Johnson got hit so hard that his helmet went flying off, he got shivy mugged.
Past tense
"Damn bro you fucking wrecked that dudes shit"
"yeah bro I shivy mugged his ass"
Present Tense
"I swear to God I'm shivy mugging his ass if he doesn't shut his face hole"
"Damn bro you fucking wrecked that dudes shit"
"yeah bro I shivy mugged his ass"
Present Tense
"I swear to God I'm shivy mugging his ass if he doesn't shut his face hole"
by GriffzZ September 13, 2018
Get the Shivy Mugging mug.by cryptocloaker March 17, 2021
Get the crypto mugging mug.Cuddling up to another in an attempt to sway their attention, usually while the other party is occupied or reluctant to respond. Inconsideratly making demands on another person's time.
My girlfriend/pet/kid is mugging for attention - bbl.
Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.
Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.
by tennfotographer December 1, 2006
Get the mugging for attention mug.The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.
manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.
manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!
Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!
Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
by Poppyhater December 27, 2005
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