muffstang

Is a play-on-word for the word "Mustang"

1. An insult to a person meaning that they are a pussy
2. When a vagina hurts

"Dude you're such a muffstang!"

by Mimscicle August 18, 2009

muffslapped

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

by kelly&claire November 2, 2008

muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.

"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."

by redcore September 17, 2007

Muffstache

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.

"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."

by antsypants14 July 18, 2014

Hitler Muffstache

When a woman's pubic hair resembles that of Hitler's moustache.

I accidentally gave myself a Hitler Muffstache when the razor slipped.

by Jay5273 March 13, 2011

muffstache

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010