mudshark

Any White person sexually attracted to Black people. They can be male or female, heterosexual or homosexual.

Nick is such a mudshark! He only dates Black guys.

by Mudshark King June 6, 2011

mudshark

a shark that likes to play happily in the mud

(at the zoo) daddy can we please go see the mudhsark now?

by timmy March 7, 2005

mudshark

a white woman who isn't afriad to go after what she wants (black men) in an agressive manner. Just as sharks are obsessed with swimming and eating as a matter of life and death.

see also: blonde

Leroy forgot his mushark repellant at home and was nearly eaten alive.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

mudshark

lengthy turd with pointed ends floating in the toilet bowl.

pinched a loaf and found a mudshark floating in the shiter.

by 6000miles January 6, 2005

mudshark

muhd-shark (n) a feces.

I walked into the bathroom and found the toilet full of mudhsarks swimming around.

by expurg8d July 12, 2003

Mudsharking

Despite the common misconception of the noun mudshark, the verbified term is simply the act of a spirited man taking his pride and joy into the treacherous, marshy depths of a female’s anal cavity. Attack mode can produce unwanted outcomes, for her anyways, such as anal fissures, anal prolapse, or anal seepage. Always important to test the waters a few times before proceeding to avoid these unsightly results.

Friend 1: "Hey bud, how was your fishing trip with you wife last weekend?"
Friend 2: "Man, we had to call the mudsharking getaway off early."
Friend 1: "Shit man what happened?"
Friend 2: "Aw you know my shark bite too hard and she started bleeding profusely.
Friend 1: "Oh, yeah hate it when that happens."

by PickitNFlickit August 26, 2016

Mudshark

(n) A term used by incels that is used as an insult in describing a woman who is romantically open-minded.

"I would add Tiffany to my spank bank but she's a mudshark. It's icky that she has sex with other ethnicities."

by Thundersiege July 25, 2022