free-muffin

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"

From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.

by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015

Muff Mask

A muff mask is the name for a beard that was buried in a pussy long enough to retain the scent of said pussy.

Please remove the muff mask, Sal. It's almost time for supper.

by NIGHTEAGLE11 June 22, 2022

Spicy Muffin

A term used by males to describe attractive females. Often used in the presence of said female or other women to avoid sounding like a chauvinistic pig.

Spicy muffin 12 O'clock

by monreothebeast November 22, 2010

Muff Mask

Similar to a teabag, it's when a girl opens up here vag and places it on somebody's face, specifically their mouth.

Chris got muff masked while he was sleeping last night.

by Muff Mask Man June 23, 2007

Muffin Drop

A girls way of teabagging

"Right once this girl got me on the ground she just muffin dropped me!"

by J0nny327 October 17, 2009

prickly muffin

A woman's genitalia, especially after one has shaved it and has regrowth.

"Did she let you hit her prickly muffin?"

by Prickly Muffin March 10, 2017

poo muffin

(noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.

1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"

2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.

3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.

4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.

by LaceyP November 16, 2006