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moaning myrtle

The ghostly girl that likes Harry Potter in the second and fourth books. She haunts one of the girls bathrooms at Hogwarts. She helps Harry and Ron find the chamber of secrets, and also helps Harry open the egg.
by Testes101 April 13, 2009
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MrTlexify

Big ass fore head cod zombies god and tombstone love
MrTlexify is a god at zombies with big ass forehead and best cod meme maker
by sLiM Sloth February 27, 2019
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Myrtle Beach

A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.
Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!
by Pharenhite December 30, 2008
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Myrtle Beach

Myrtle Beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina. Yes it is redneck, yes tourists are the most annoying accessories here, and yes the only other thing to do besides spend your money on a hotel is too drink. a lot. Regardless, I have lived here for 5 years and the locals here are pretty cool. It doesnt live up to the ultimate stereotype.
mike: hey what do you want to do in Myrtle Beach today?

chonga: ummm drinks of course!
by MurdaJay March 7, 2011
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Myrtle

Myrtle is a mystery, always quiet but with a coy smile that could take down armies. Secretly, everybody has a desire to know more because she knows how to seduce like a whore. Once someone has solved that puzzle they discover a much wilder side with many breakdowns, spontaneous decisions and sexual heat
“See that girl at the back?”
“Yes?wdym?”
“Bet she’s a myrtle ;)”
by Nelll✌️🖖💋 January 9, 2019
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myrtle

my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.
by stephanie anne September 8, 2007
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moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD
Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.
by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008
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