Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustacherbating by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

Lemmys Moustache 

Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.

There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.

"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"

Lemmys Moustache by nz metal head December 6, 2006

moustache rodeo 

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

moustache rodeo by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003

Moustachette 

The hair that sits on top of the lip of a 16 year old boy, whom, wears it with pride thinking that he is at last, truly, a man.

Oh my sweet moustachette; one day, people will realise the true value of you

Moustachette by Tom Selleck. January 22, 2011

mustachrry 

that’s how fans call harry styles with mustache. mustachrry is one of the best eras but a lot of people don’t think that because they’re tasteless. mustachrry is hot and you’re not go cry about it

«mustachrry could step on me and i’d thank him»
«MUSTACHRRY IS BACK MFS»
«mustachrry is a gift from god»

mustachrry by marriedtolhl June 28, 2021

Chapstick Moustache 

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

Chapstick Moustache by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

moustache goblin 

A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair

Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...

moustache goblin by Skyler Greene January 23, 2007