Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

mourish

someone sweet and totally lovable.. but needs to realise when a girl likes them.. so slow.. usually a tube-light..

he is such a mourish

by mad4u June 22, 2010

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

mourish

he is a sweet romantic fellow.. and needs to realise when a girl likes him (usually slow at that)... otherwise a great football player as well

he is such a mourish

by ♥♥♥mad4u June 28, 2010

Mortism

A religion in which you worthship Mort from madagascar

person #1: hey do you support mort?

person #2: yes, I am in mortism

by Isabellaisella July 8, 2021